Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause;

He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.

-Sir Richard Francis Burton


I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

you’re a burglar now

don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 

Advice to any future children of mine:

Do not wait around for wizards to find you. Go find them. Go become them.
Get up and get out. That was the message of the Hobbit. Go live adventurously.

I am my own Gandalf.

(via indiana-jenkinss)

18. April 2014


My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me

If heaven only has people who waited till marriage, that would be hell.

(via mesmereyezing)

17. April 2014

It was hard enough trying to make a girl feel appreciated and beautiful before they had the ability to post about feeling ugly on the internet and get 10000 anons replying with fawning worship.
Or nothing.

Either way that can’t be a healthy way to deal with self-esteem issues.

"Do what thy manhood bids thee do
From none but self expect applause
He noblest lives and noblest dies
Who makes and keeps his self-made laws."

Sir Richard Francis Burton
17. April 2014

When you can tell it’s a piece of shit mail-order sword in a picture from the tsukamaki…